Keith is really making Laurance work the holidays

12.16 Nice suit.

Holy Joe has good health insurance, and his wife whores for the health care industry. Just a thought.

Traitor Joe.

Joe has people. How the fuck did he get elected? Inhofe lives in fly-over country and he is dictating policy for the rest (most) of america. If you wanted to list the biggest assholes in america, you'd have to have start with Inhofe and south carolina. Bigot DeMint? Lindsey (closeted fag) Graham? Mark (Hikin' the Old Appalachian Trail) Sanford? Joe (You Lie!) Wilson? Fucking redneck assholes are dragging the US of A forward to 1864.

12.14 Holy Joe is a piece of shit. Liz, Bill'o, Dick too

Too bad about health reform. Or Finance reform. At least ChimpCo's emails will reveal what crooks they are.

12.10 Keith is off today

12.9 So much for the public option

And who the fuck is Palin to ghost write an OP-Ed on climate change? Oh well. Blue tie. Same HGG's.

12.7 Who picks his ties?

Medicare E, please.

Did Keith wear the same gay pink blouse and tie?

(not that anything is wrong with that....) Fuck I deleted the wrong episode. You bitches will have to wait for my stellar commentary. That's not true. I love you all.

Keith loses the Frosty the Snow Man button down for pink.

Jon Steward had a nice jacket yesterday, btw.

So the repuplicans are pissed the Al Franken is making them look bad?

Same glasses. Nice brown combo. Not Reagan brown, thank gawd.

Has faggot Lindsey Graham come out of the closet yet? And why is dishonorable McChrystal still in uniform? He's the only semi-qualified guy the army has? You fuck up Pat Tillman as bad as he did and he still draws a paycheck? Much less incharge?

11.24 Better tie, nice suit, same glassess

Cheney is, and always be a cowardly chickenhawk.

11.23.9 Nice tie! Same glasses.

Alan Grayson has interesting (but nice) views on ties too. Too bad the dems won't pass a public option.

Talking point: who is a bigger wingnut dingbat Palin or Bachman?

11.19.09 Same HGG'es (or is it HGG's?)

Nice suit and tie for a change. Same frost the snowman button down (Forever to be known as FTSBD - a.k.a. white oxford.)

Keith's off. Lawrence in on.

Same glasses. NIce tie.

11.16 Lets hope Mitch McConnell will soon enjoy life without health insurance.

What a penis. Those "Just Say No" greasy gassbags couldn't stand up long enough to hold a fillibuster. Their livers would demand alcohol and viagra. Enough ranting. So here's the verdict:

He got rid of the Frost the Snowman button down and a nicer tie. The suit took a step down. Frankly we are surprised and can only blame the camera. Now. About the glasses.
He has the same HGG (We said it here first! As far as we know.) For a guy, it's a chasm between Keith Olbermann and Elton John in terms of eye wear and a slippery slope at that. But we'd like a little something more masculine, but cant offer an alternative. Frankly, we're not that motivated to look.

11.13 - no Keith today.

11.11 Same frames. Purple? Who's picking his ties?

Tea? 11.10

Same glasses. (Or is it glass's? Still haven't figured that out.) He still needs better ties.

More evidence of the Californication of America.

The Japanese space agency has unveiled an incredible new plan to start collecting solar power in space, and zap it down to Earth via microwaves or laser beams.

Keith has an apocolyptic orange tie today. Same dark suit. Same Krusty the Snow man button down.

Jesus Christ who picks Keiths ties?

Jeesus they look like shyte. The suit? Nice. The tie? Nice. Together? An abortion.

Boner is still a self indulgent pos.

No change on the glasses. Glass's. Glass s. What the fuck is it?

Defeat is Victory edition.

Same HGGs, dark suit, frosty the snowman button down (white), so-so baby blue tie. Nazi Dachau pics of murdered Jews and Bat Shit Crazy Bachman. And is Boner really that clueless about the constitution and the declaration? Any other normal college educated professional who stood up and uttered that in public would be fired for incompetence and general principle. I hope at least he has the decency to feel humiliated.

Somehow, the brown works this time. Huh.

Same HGGs.

11.2.9 Nice suit, black? Frost The Snow Man button down and I'd like a better tie.

Same Hugh Grant type Glasses (HGG) although there could be small differences that I can't see. MSNBC doesn't believe in HD.

Wolf's suit doen't look good on the tube.

Same professional Hugh Grant Glasses, nice dark suit, frosty the snowman shirt, red striped tie.

Not bad. Now George Will looks like a fucking moran. (Yes, we are aware of all your intertube traditions.)

Ten 26 Oh 9

Same hip HGG's and a nice dark suit. Nice tie and shirt combo.

Glasses and pinstripes back. Interesting tie. Not bad, just interesting.

(in English accent) Well played! Well sorted youn man.

Same HGGs

Please give up the Lou Dobbs impersonation.

Keith has on what we are going to call his usual (from what we can tell) his Hugh Grant Glasses.

Tasteful. Makes him look less dumb. So! the KOHGG is hereby shortened to HGG. Hopefully, we shall never have to talk about the dreaded Max Headroom glasses.

P.S. Go back to the pinstripes. The brown blows.

He's got the goods today. (glasses that is)

Grassley sucks. Landrieu is lying. Palin was/is a disaster. Balloon child should be spanked. NY insurance sucks. Colin sucks. Monty Rocks.

Normal glasses again yesterday

He's got kewl frames again. Thank god.

There seems to be subtle change to the arms, but frankly I'm just not that curious. They look good. And that's good enough.

How is Dad? Care to share? Sharing is caring!

Keith's out again.

Props to Pops.

Keith is gone again. Take care of you Dad, please.

Three Phoenix PD officers were already in the neighborhood when the call went out.

Outside the house, Arambula’s wife Lesley informed Sgt. Sean Coutts that her husband had already taken the intruder into custody and was holding him at gunpoint.

Either out of reflexive contempt for a mundane or criminal incompetence, Sgt. Coutts neglected — or refused — to pass along this vital information to his fellow tax-devourers. Before Mrs. Arambula could relay those important facts to the other officers, Officer Brian Lilly shot Anthony six times in the back — twice after he had hit the floor.

“You just killed the homeowner,” gasped Anthony as he bled into the floor of his house. “The bad guy is in there.”

“We f***d up,” Lilly reported to his dispatcher. Fear not, he and his fellow officers acted quickly to address the most pressing issue — no, not the threat to Anthony’s life, or that posed by the intruder, but rather the risk to the career of the police officer who shot the innocent man.

Displaying natural leadership ability, Sgt. Coutts quickly devised a cover story: In the official version, Anthony had pointed his gun at Officer Lilly, yet somehow managed to take six rounds in the back.

“That’s all right,” Coutts consoled Lilly as Anthony was bleeding to death in front of his children. “I got you back … we clear?”

The entire incident was captured on the 911 recording. The audiotape didn’t record what happened next, according to the family’s lawsuit:

“Tony made what he believed was a dying request to the officers; he did not want his young family to see him shot and bloodied. Officers callously ignored his request and painfully dragged Tony by his injured leg, through the home and out to his backyard patio, where they left him bloodied and shot right in front of Lesley, Matthew and Zachary.”

The officers later dragged the wounded man onto gravel, then shoved him on top of the hood of a cruiser and “drove the squad car down the street with Tony lying on top, writhing in pain.”

In order to preserve their cover story, the police insisted on treating Anthony like the suspect in a drug bust, forbidding family and friends to visit him in the hospital.

Not surprisingly, Anthony — who managed to survive being “protected and served” by Phoenix’s “Finest” — still suffers from chronic pain from his injuries, and most likely will for the rest of his life.

Thank god. Keith's back to the kewl black rectangle job.

Looks much better dude.

Apparently Keith will lose his hair and get much bigger glasses.

Hell of a show. Sorry about your dad.

5 Oct

He's got the ugly Max Headroom glasses again

Keith's off October 2nd.

His dad is in our thoughts.

Keith's search for a new set of frames continues.

Warmest thoughts go out to Keith's dad.

Now on to the news..

Keith picked up and held his glasses in a dramatic way then in one scene put them down entirely. Frankly, they looked like a clear copy of Max Headrooms' head gear.

Regretfully, we give this set a 3 out of 10.

Sorry Keith.

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